Swan Fuck


a problem which is impossible to solve or extremely difficult to solve.

or when someone which makes a moment so awkward its difficult to endure.
john: last night my girl wouldn’t let me stick it in her -ss,
paedro: sounds like quite the swan f-ck
john: it was, but i did it anyway and came out looking like a cola icepop
paedro:wtf, you just swan f-cked me

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