swaners
people with jobs that dont actually spend time or do jobs at there supposed workplace
sarah and katie are the worst swaners in the office
a swaner is a beautiful man with charm, wit and incredible love-making talents. but they often are self centered, undecisive, mis-guided and unable to make sound decisions. their nature definition, this kind of man will sweep you off your feet and then step over you blindly as he moves on.
oh, you better watch that one, he’s a swaner.
she thought she’d found a prince, but he was just a swaner. too bad.
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