swanglish
swag-english; a type of language that people use that incorporate “swag”.
i don’t know how to spell that word, it’s sw-nglish, and won’t be found in the dictionary.
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when you and your significant other have designated sides on a shared bed and the other person tresp-sses onto your side while sleeping thus causing you to wake up or to have to attempt sleep in an uncomfortable position. i would have gotten a better night’s sleep if daniel would stop restp-ssing all night!
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when you have to sh-t so bad that you forget everything in life and get put into a trance. “yo man can’t talk right now i’m in a shrance!”