when you and your significant other have designated sides on a shared bed and the other person tresp-sses onto your side while sleeping thus causing you to wake up or to have to attempt sleep in an uncomfortable position.
i would have gotten a better night’s sleep if daniel would stop restp-ssing all night!
when you have to sh-t so bad that you forget everything in life and get put into a trance. “yo man can’t talk right now i’m in a shrance!”
- armstrong's law
armstrong’s law describes the phenomenon observed when discussions between americans and non americans about a variety of topics, where it become apparent america is not the greatest at said topic, the likelihood of the american to arbitrarily bring up the us moon landings as a non sequitur increases dramatically. mathematically, armstrong’s law is defined as […]
the explosive -rg-sm of a sean. sean just diorea on ayumi
- two aside
tearing your t-st-cl-s apart and putting them aside dude did you just two aside just now
- cleavage crab
cleavage crab: a crab coming for your tatas “why is that cleavage crab staring at my b–bs? oh h-llo crab are you enjoying my b–bs? good for you!”