swansea tourist
someone who comes to swansea to buy bad bad, usually out of date north korean cl-ss a drugs and is a m-s-ch-st to boot as they will score and after ingesting their drrrrrrrrugs will get the living sh-t kicked out of them by a good samaratan or a pregnant ten year old or both and then are robbed of cell phone / wallet / teeth. then return home and boast about the fact they were a swansea tourist when asked to explain there bruises and constant dribbling.
i ain’t not never gonna be a swansea tourist ever ever again, i still hurt bad and i see demons and snakes alla time n’ sh-t
swansea is best avoided but if you are looking for kicks try east kabul after midnight (its safer)
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