swanson logic
any crazy idea with little to no common sense or logic to any normal logical human being.
buddy 1: dude how should we make a hockey rink?
buddy 2: let’s burn the house down so the firemen will come with their firehoses!
buddy 1: that’s straight up swanson logic.
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