Swanter


pr-nounced swant-er
verb- to swant

defn swaying banter. the banter that you give to others(and yourself) when you are game-over drunk. you may often find yourself uncontrollably swaying back and forth you’ve consumed so much alcoholic beverage.

a sure-fire way to attaining swanter is via a lethal concoction known as hulk originating historically from northern england in the 21st century. vodka, wkd, and relentless energy drink with a ratio of 1:2:2 and served in a household bucket (preferably clean-ish)

warning side effects of hulk may include: life-ruining consequences, self-swanter, nights in the a&e, scarring,terrier tales, having s-x with borderline jailbait, forgetting to peg your tent down correctly, thinking that you are in fact irish, running home without telling people where you’ve gone & many other side-effects.
please consult your pract-tioner before consuming.
man1: man 2 where’ve you been?
man2: just been on a ride with a girl who was a 2/10 randomer, cost me £8, must be swaying..
man 1: ahh good swanter

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