Swants


sweater + pants

swants occur when you transform a sweater, turn it upside down and seam it into a pair of pants. a swants tutorial was posted and popularized by knitting designer westknits.
swants knit sweater pants repurposed
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stands for social networking acquaintance: never talked.

in the case where you add someone on facebook, twitter, etc. and mutually follow each other without really knowing the other person – maybe they looked interesting, or said one comment you found amusing – but never followed it up with an actual conversation. turns out the person posts quite a bit, and you end up learning huge amounts of intimate detail about their life – indeed, almost feeling like they’re a close friend – even though you never actually talked.
“hey, who’s this elizabeth person on your twitter timeline?”

“oh, i followed her years back and now i know how many cats she has, what her favourite tv shows are, and when her grandparents died. she’s my swant.”
short for sweat pants.
today i’ll wear my swants.
your swants makes you look awesome.
something on someone smells really foul.
” next to halitosis, i would say his breath is swant”

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