Swaptronics


when repairing an electronic device, instead of finding and replacing the defective component, the entire circuit board or module is replaced.
customer: why are you charging me $170 to repair my cd player which just has a burnt resistor which costs 20 cents?

repairman: due to our incompetence we just replaced the whole circuit board inside and p-ssed the cost onto you the customer.

customer: oh, you are a swaptronics outfit. you suck. here’s $170.

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