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• Swedish Poptart

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• firetard

  an offensive misspelling of the popular warrior cat’s character firestar. recently, someone used this as an insult, and it has been blowing up in the tumblr warrior’s fandom ever since. fangirl1: haha, firestar is such a fir-t-rd. fir-t-rd and gaystripe b-tches! fangirl2: omfg you didn’t! so offensive. rage! fangirl1: oops, just misspelled firestar! my bad. […]

• fire-tounge

  (fi-er toonj) verb the act of tounging (skate term) when one’s board is on fire or when the obstacle one is skating is ablaze. lance mountain is quite famous for a very radical fire-tounge which is featured in a bones brigade video.

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