barney was mistakenly called swarley in a tv show called: how i met your mother
lady in the cafe is calling for swarley…
sees barney and hands coffee to him…
barney looks at his coffee cup, it reads swarley
the name of the coolest harlequin great dane in the world!
“man, that great dane is awesome!! what’s his name?”
-the mixture of sh-t and s-m-n after -n-l s-x
after john nailed her in the -ss, he covered he face with swarley
the word “sween” is used to describe something totally f-cking awesome. it originates from the male, known to be, sween, anything that he approves to be sween, is sween. end of. if someone does a backflip whilst eating, that is so sween! if chuck norris had a child, that would be sween! 1) to do […]
- Sweet Ass Maria Sally Muzzone
phrase shouted in excitement i got the dis from rach last nite, sweet -ss maria sally muzzone!!!!
- Dirty ShannaBanana
while f-cking your girlfriend up the -ss, she plays with an already peeled banana in her v-g-n-. once the s-xual act is completed, she inserts the banana in her -ss, so her boyfriend can then enjoy a chocolatey covered snack. last night, i was surprised with corn while performing the dirty shannabanana.
- Dirty Toothpick
similar to the dirty sanchez, while doggy style, sticking your pinky into the girls -ss then reach around and poke her in the mouth. the point is to leave some brown on her front teeth. “last night i gave this drunk freshman a dirty sanchez and when she screamed i doubled it up and gave […]
douche bag language for disrupting earlee is a douche bag dirupting my life.