SWASS Syndrome
the tendency for sweat to gather around your -ss before or in greater quant-ties than other areas in the body. often made worse by having a lot of hair in your b-tt crack and around the groin area.
more annoying than a sweaty chest or back because it is less comfortable to sit with a sweaty -ss, which requires drying and cooling your -ss and a new pair of underwear (and sometimes a new pair of pants) to feel comfortable again.
sometimes used as an abbreviation for sweaty -ss syndrome.
a: long day?
b: yeah, i just finished mowing the lawn, tr-mm-ng the hedges, and washing the car. i have some serious sw-ss syndrome right now.
a: oh, that stinks.
b: yeah, and i haven’t gotten a chance to change, so sitting down to take a break has been really uncomfortable.
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