tits happen
1. when someone is hating on you for no good reason. like a member of the itty bitty t-tty committee threatening to report your photos for showing too much cleavage.
2. synonym for “sh-t happens”.
1. committee, “i’m reporting your photo for nudity because you are showing a lot of cleavage.”
dd, “yeah, well, t-ts happen.”
2. boss, “why are you late?”
employee, “i don’t know, t-ts happen.”
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