swat twat

swat tw-t proper noun

as most men and women throughout their lives will find, stubborn, loud, verbal atrocities that may be, can we say verbalized never expressed in violence toward one another?

a swat tw-t is the culmination of not being able to silence digress or diffuses a drunken (most the time) male and dials 911 for a domestic disturbance.

i don’t know about your state, but here in california they come with a minimum of two officers, if there is a crowd they double exponentially. think of that beach boys song ~~ ‘two girls for every boy’ now its two peace officers or more for every boy ~~ you know the song.

at no point does this endorse or condone interrelational violence, freedom speech has its bounds, respect your woman brothers and sisters, swat tw-t don’t be one, remember we love you ladies and men.

i call it how i see it

ar laurenzano nipomo california
chris – “bro i saw all those cops over at your place, what up bro..???”

tony- “dude my girl went swat tw-t on me last night, just sat on the curb till they left… that was insane; im 5’6” scrawny at best ~~~6 cops…fu…. just keep saying b-tch overtime she talked to me what are you up too?”