swazer
a multi-functional blazer made from sweatsuit material that stems from the athleisure movement of wearing sweatpants to work and calling them cl-ssy. the swazer can both act as a dressed up work-appropriate blazer, an après work work-out jacket, or a warm and cozy layer to add to your already chilled out sweatpants and sneakers sat-rday ensemble.
patrick swayze: hey man that’s a pretty chilled out looking blazer.
josh: nah man, it’s not a blazer, it’s a swazer.
patrick swayze: a swayzer?
josh: yeah, a swazer.
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mike: did you see becca’s new swazer? man, she has it all.
miles: yeah, but i heard she shrunk it in the wash because she thought it was her sweatshirt.
mike: –sighs– she was this close to having it all.
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