sweanus
swe-n-s…..after a workout, or hot summer day, or some steamy intercourse, the moisture that develops in the crack of your -ss, is called, swe-n-s. more often than not, it refers to someone in the negative….because they may have actually just not showered in days, therefore creating a funky odor from ‘back there’. combines the two words sweaty and -n-s…..swe-n-s, voila!
scene: walking down the street with your friend, behind someone with a line of moisture on their pants (ya know, on the ‘fault line’):
“hey man, check out the swe-n-s on that back”.
the uncomfortable feeling of a sweaty -n-s, usually experienced by those working outside during a hot and/ or muggy day.
man, i can’t take it anymore! i can’t wait until break and then i can go take care of my terrible case of swe-n-s!
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