sweat moke


a sweat moke is yet annother term for a chav/ned/steek etc. however to be cl-ssified as a sweat moke one must be a moke of the highest calibre. such an individual must wear only the most garish of tracksuits 24/7 have no less than two, 4krt gold studs in his ears, smoke 20 a day, be recieving every cash benefit known to man, never be seen without a peaked cap, walk in a fashion that would put john cleese to shame and rape the english language every time he opens his mouth.
i was going to drive into school today but some sweat moke painted “lvf” on the roof, stole my tyres, smashed all my windows and gobbed on the seats.
a moke(chav, spyde, steak) that sweats easily.when he sees a football
yo sweatmoke of doom ur drippin
a sweaty moke(spyde chaz steek)
yo sweatmoke ill f-kin kill u

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