sweat pants
the most beautiful invention ever to grace mankind
the most comfortable pair of pants you will ever fashion upon yourself
the epitomy of wonderfulness
i wear sweat pants almost every day
probably the softest and most comfortable thing in the world besides bunnies.
school would be a much better place if everyone wore sweatpants instead of jeans that are either too tight or so loose that their underwear is showing.
the things your parents wear and u get really embar-ssed when they do in public
mom change out of your sweat pants
pants that are worn in subzero temperatures and are usually made from 100% cotton (because it absorbs sweat). the best ones have elastic at the waistband and ankles.
it’s 37 below, where are my sweatpants at?
worn to bed by some. continually ride up during the night, so when you wake up they are shorts…some prefer to do the ever so popular “drag leg” either way they are a pain.
“those f-cking sweatpants!”
guys who never wear pants other than sweatpants ever. its like ok your not playing a sport or going to the gym, buy a pair of pants. its not like sweatpants are cheap either! ok we get it you didnt make the baseball team but get over it the coach isn’t watching you anymore. they are also guys so obsesed over sports they dont notice their girlfriends’ are waiting for -ss.
guy 1: so how are things with u and (girl) going?
sweatpants: i dont really know if were going out anymore
guy 2: did she break up with u?
sweatpants: uh….i don’t really know…..so did you see the game last night?
similar to a woman with down’s syndrome, the worst type of guy you will ever meet. political and condescending, he is not well received by the opposite s-x or even the same s-x. s-xuality is up in the air and many believe he lacks genetalia and has cerebral palsy.
sweatpants is very ugly.
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