sweat wipes
when you are sitting in a hot -ss porto-potty that is baking in the scorching hot sun and the sweat off your back is running down your -ss crack, your -ss full of sweat turns your toilet paper wad into a wet wipe when you go to wipe your -ss.
q: arthur, is your bunghole feeling fresh after that deuce you just dropped?
a: why yes, theresa, yes indeed. it was so d-mn hot in that f-cking portable toilet that i was gifted with sweat wipes to freshen my -ss! now may i please receive that bj you offered me this morning for raking the leaves?
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