sweater party
a gathering of employees inside the walk-in refrigerator (hence the need for a sweater) of a restaurant for the purpose of becoming inebriated.
“every customer was a d-ck today! now that we’re closed, we should have a sweater party before we start cleaning.”
a gay party where the dudes arrive wearing only sweaters. the lack of clothing makes for easy action.
i just got back from my second sweater party in two nights and boy does my -ss hurt. luckily i get to lay around the house and watch football all day!
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