Sweater Swag


to wear exotic knit sweaters, preferably from the 1990’s, with extreme levels of confidence. it also helps your sweater swag if you consider yourself to be too hipster to be hipster.
also it helps to know what team your playing for, lfrt.
oh man!! that guy has h-lla sweater swag!! he’s just just beatin’ all the ladies away.

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