Sweaterback
a caucasian, tennis playing douche bag who wears their sweater tied around their necks/shoulders as an accessory, usually paired with a pastel polo shirt & popped collar. often go by names such as “biff” “m-ffy” or “chadwick”. they can be found in affluent country clubs, or in palm beach.
kyle: look at all these f-cking sweaters, they’re everywhere!
or
alex: i need a caesar salad on the fly for a sweaterback they want their lettuce chopped for them.
catherine: f-cking sweaterbacks.
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