sweathock
when someone styles his or her hair in a mohawk/fohawk and it stands up because of the high concentration of perspiration.
aubrey: wow! nice hairdo! what product did you use in that?! looks like you used all the chemicals off the beaches from the oil spill! thanks!
abbye: actually its a sweathock.
aubrey: blast!
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