The Sherwood


a woman of nature below the belt. a woman who fails upkeep or any tr-mm-ng of pubic area.

an abundance of hair down below resembling the thick cover of the sherwood forest.
example 1:

wow, look at the bush on that woman. she’s got the sherwood!

example 2:

her pubs are halfway up her stomach. she’s has a nasty sherwood!

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