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sweating like a fat girl writing her first love letter

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  to scratch one’s own genitals as if masturbating a: hey, why are you scratch-tubating? b: i need to scratch-tubate ’cause it feels like my d-ck is on fire. it must be a s-x thing… a: holy sh-t, yo’re crawling with crabs! (from “the big c”, season 2, episode 4)

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