sweating the bed
the damp, disgusting wetness one feels upon waking up in a bed that they have just moistened with their own sweat, not urine. nightmares and fevers are frequent causes.
“man, i totally sweat the bed last night”
“that’s gross. your always sweating the bed”
“what? i changed the sheets”
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