the store


only used when referred to a grocery store or convenient mart.
“i’m going to the store.” said brianna. of course she was going to price chopper, not best buy.
the store (proper noun- place). a trashy bar in chicago that is open until the wee hours of 5:00am. in this particular bar, you will find that the mind erasers flow like wine and the live music leaves much to be desired. if you happen upon this place on non-music nights, you may go home with someone special. beware! his home might be under a bridge. there are some seriously creepy b-ms at this bar. i don’t mean b-ms who sit at the bar and mumble their sorrows to their beer and eye-rape you from a safe distance. i’m talking about a new breed of highly interactive creeps. bring your mase! …or at least a condom.
i think i left the store with bob marley last night… and he was still dead.

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