Sweatpantslessness
your lack of wearing any sweatpants….
you know you want to be wearing sweatpants , but you cant.
i am wearing sweatpants however. hence, your feeling of sweatpantslessness.
i will mourn your sweatpantslessness, as i lay around in my pajamas all day.
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