sweaty balls
a sweat soaked scr-t-m that may or may not be the result of s-xual activity. for example a homeless tramp would probably not have sweaty b-lls due to slappage against a females’ -rs-.
tramps suffer from sweaty b-lls because they dont wash.
most plumbers and builders have sweaty b-lls due to the nature of the job. if your nuts have been hammering at some slappers -rs- for half a day they will definitely be sweaty and masturbation always produces sweaty b-lls.
example 1
homeless man: “can i interest you in a copy of the big issue”?
woman: “oh ok”
homeless man: “can i just say you look beautiful”
woman: “get your sweaty b-lls away from me, you stinkin tramp”
example 2
big fat slapper:
“f-ckin ell, that was a rogering you just gave me and no doubt about it. eh f-ckin ell pour some water on your p-b-s theyre on fire”
stud:
“oh that isnt fire, thats steam pouring off my sweaty b-lls”
2 more definitions
when a fat males thighs rub together trapping his b-lls in the middle causing them to sweat like a steamy bath
holy sh-t, his boxers are soaked and thats not c-m
to concur, to to be in agreeance. may be used as alternative to sweet or the general yeh sure why not. also may be used as an answer to almost any question.
jack: we’re drinking tequila tonight
scott: sweaty b-lls
or in a sentence;
“you were killing it like boin last night, sweaty b-lls hey”
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