Sweaty Doritos
when you’re in the boys locker room, you catch a sudden whiff of a terrible smell, almost similar to doritos. then the first d-mn word that pops from your mind is sweat, the second word is doritos! sweaty doritos!
guy 1: oh my god, someone in here smells like sweaty doritos!
guy 2: hey that’s racist, just because i’m mexican and i eat doritos!
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