Sweaty Earl


when a guy m-st-rb-t-s into a sock belonging to someone else, then puts it back in the drawer for them to put on shortly thereafter.
while my girlfriend was in the shower this morning, i gave her a sweaty earl. the best part was, she was running so late, she didn’t have time to change socks.

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