sweaty walrus
when two extremely fat people are having s-x, the man takes a bunch of fat from his belly, then takes a bunch of fat from the woman’s belly and ties the two pieces in a knot so the two people are actually “bonded by love”.
erich- “hey joe, why are you walking around with karen so much?”
joe- “well, last week we tried doing a sweaty walrus and we couldn’t get out of it.”
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