Swedish Blowjob
the act of non-consensual -n-l s-x with a prior warning. in order for it to truly be considered a swedish bl-wj-b the victim must be warned to stop an activity or they will be given a swedish bl-wj-b. typically a bl-wj-b is an act of grat-tude or admiration which makes the threat of a swedish bl-wj-b appear less threatening to the would be victim, but is in actuality the most aggressive form of s-xual penetration save only a skull rape.
“stop being such a little b-tch or i’m going to give you a swedish bl-wj-b!”
“come say that to my face and i’ll give you a swedish bl-wj-b!”
or, in a slight variation, “i was doing so well and then i got a swedish bl-wj-b”.
sticking a rusty nail up the eye of the p-n-s
terry was being really horrid so his wife gave him a swedish bl-wj-b
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