swedish doorknob


when a man takes his flaccid p-n-s and puts it a gagged earlobe, (male or female) and uses it as a makeshift c-ck ring. then, when about to climax, place the tip into the middle of the clavicle. the sp-nk then drizzles down off the clavicle and on to the chest; leaving the nipples to look like a decoratively painted doorkn-b.
when i was with skater sam, we went back to my place and i gave em a swedish doorkn-b. the design that came out was funky as f-ck.

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