Swedish Earmuffs
when two men stand on either side of a females head, each with their scr-t-m on an ear, and their p-n-s draped over her head resembling earm-ffs.
john and i gave this asian hooker a nice set of swedish earm-ffs the other day.
a s-xual act that keeps a females ears warm after two men simultaneously -j-c-l-t- in and around her ears.
female: “ya, my ears are much warmer”
males: “ya ya sh-r-, much stickier they are too.”
or
male1: “hey man, that girl loved our swedish earm-ffs !”
male2: “ya, too bad you stuck it in her ear when you came”
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