Swedish King Dork
someone who has weird obsession with abba music….swedish daddy, ruler of all dorks. super dorky but some how managed to pull a cool,s-xy,clever,hilarious, and adorable spoiled brat as his girlfriend.
daddy:gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight. wont somebody help me chase the shadows awaaaaaay!!!
baby: oh hail swedish king dork!!
daddy: whoh whoh whoh waterloo!!
baby: swedish king dork…..you are the man!
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