Swedish Marine
when a man puts one ball into a woman’s -ss and at the same time, he puts the other one in her v-g-n-. and then the woman or someone else tastes them both.
i’m going to joan and stephany’s house and they want to watch a dolph lundgren movie; but i bet they want the swedish marine.
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