Swedish Meatball

a s-x act wherein the male -j-c-l-t-s onto the females face, wipes it up with his scr-t-m and the female proceeds to suck them clean.
“dude, i gave her the swedish meatball and she went nuts”

“becky over there is a fiend for swedish meatb-lls”
an orgy consisting of largely males (usually 4-16) and 1 woman. the woman sucks the men’s t-st-cl-s, and only his t-st-cl-s. the men are bis-xual, and are occasionally kissing each other while the woman sucks the men. the other men rub their t-st-cl-s on each other.
guy: i had an amazing swedish meatball last night.

other guy: -offended- why didn’t you invite me!
1. tasty ground beef shaped into spheres to enjoy for consumption.

2. the act of a man tea bagging a woman in the mouth so she can taste his scr-t-m.

3. the swedes make some d-mn good meat.
“do you like our swedish meatb-lls or did you prefer the italian sausage?”

man: “would you like me to give you my swedish meatb-lls?”

woman: “um, h-ll no.”
the aftermath of a vasectomy
cor i’ve got the main swedish meatb-lls after that vasectomy
when a male figure takes his b-llsack and plunges it into the depths of the female’s meat oven while the women is holding her v-g-n- open in the spread eagle position. after entry the guy’s b-lls become glazed over with the female’s self-lubricating juices thus looking like swedish meatb-lls.
swedish meatb-lls are meatb-lls that are covered in a whitish-clear sauce that is very tasty.
a s-xual position when two people, on all fours with their b-tts touching, b-tt-hole to b-tt-hole, who then proceed to p–p into each other forming a ball of feces, better known as a swedish meatball.
d-mn michael f-cking wilson, did you see those two girls swedish meatballing last night at the frame?
during or after -n-l s-x, when the giver of -n-l s-x -j-c-l-t-s on the feces inside of his partner’s -n-s after c-mming, covering them in santorum. especially when the feces are round, causing them to look like the famous dish.
my girlfriend was incredulous when i told her that swedish meatb-lls don’t bother me at all–but i guess they bother her, because she still wouldn’t let me put it in her b-tt last night.

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