swedish nap
a nap taken by two people, one of which is swedish or of swedish decent. rated in levels of 1-4 increasing with the level of s-xual activity similar to that of the four basis of s-x.
elsa and i took a level 2 swedish nap today i can’t wait till she lets me go to level 4!
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