Swedish Penis Pump


when you are having -n-l s-x with a woman and she farts, having the same effect as a p-n-s pump but with gas rather than air
“my p-n-s was huge to begin with but then my girlfriend gave me a swedish p-n-s pump and it got even bigger!”

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