swedish raincoat
two uncirc-mcised gentlemen go cap to cap and foreskins are joined by clear adhesive tape. a third gentleman is then called upon urinate on the joined p-n-s executing a golden shower downpour on the tightly sealed package. meanwhile, the two joined men jerk one anther off vigorously while basking in the warm steady stream of hot urine. their respective members stay safe and dry from the “swedish raincoat” that they have created.
thank god for that sweet swedish raincoat we made last night, i just heard that fancy peters golden shower was tainted with the herpes. that yellow acid rain would have destroyed our weiner’s if it weren’t for that tight swedish raincoat.
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