Swedish Rape
when an male has normal, consensual s-x with a female, and still gets into legal trouble afterwards.
did you hear about that guy’s swedish rape case? apparently, he hurt the girl’s feelings 🙁
to have s-x with someone while they’re asleep
girlfriend: i’ve never raped anyone!
boyfriend: you raped me last week
girlfriend: what?!?
boyfriend: you swedish raped me last sat-rday
girlfriend: what the h-ll are you talking about?
boyfriend: you woke me up with a bl-w j-b
girlfriend: oh for f-cks sake. well i won’t do it again, okay?
boyfriend: what? no, it was lovely dear, it’s just an expression, it’s considered rape in sweden…
girlfriend: you’re such a d-ckhead
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