Swedish Shovel-Up
when one sticks his p-n-s in a toilet full of diarrhea and pulls the sh-t up with his p-n-s and then get’s a bl-w j-b while he has disgusting multicolored feces on his p-n-s. and then after he is done, he makes out with the one who gave him a bl-w j-b.
hey paul how did you enjoy that swedish shovel-up last night that i gave you? well, it tasted a bit tangy, but on the bright side, i brushed my teeth after.
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