Swedish Tickler
first, the girl must be wearing a viking helmet, then you have to do her in the -ss while saying “row” every time you thrust, and when you finish you scream “valhalla” and donkey punch her in the back of the head with a fish.
dude i cant believe your sister let me give her a swedish tickler last night, best use of fish ever.
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