Swedish Tuck
the technique of fluidly and discreetly hiding an unwanted erection with one’s waistband.
this is accomplished by:
1) discreetly pulling out your waistband with your thumbs.
2) lifting the leg which your erection is laying against and rotating it in a forward-circular motion, similar to an olympic hurdler.
3) catching said erection in your waistband whilst lowering your leg to its natural posture.
4) continue on with your head held high, knowing the population is oblivious to your throbbing secret.
high schoolers would be wading through a proverbial forest of dongs if it weren’t for the art of the swedish tuck.
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