Swee Face


when a ugly woman has a face that makes you go… sweet jesus! what the h-ll are you?
a face that only a blind mother could love.
his new girlfriend had a swee face man! you should have seen it! i was all like sweet jesus! what happened to you? did your face get into a fight with a weed eater as a kid?…i mean who bothered to sp-wn you and why?

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