sweeney
a g-d like specimen of man, built solely to satisfy women.
the sweeney – a charming cl-ssy sofisticated gentleman, who has the ability to take those he meets to paradise.
a friend to every man and or woman, on g-ds green earth.
“call sweeney, he’ll go out!”
the best d-mn guy in the world
(name), he’s the sweeney
when the length and girth of someones p-n-s is larger then the average male p-n-s by a country mile.
a man walks into a steamroom and looks to his friend and exclaims, “dammit man you got a sweeney hanging there”.
refers to the name of a specific underground tampa celebrity known for crazy stunts, being intoxicated, and ridiculous behavior.
i saw sweeney eating at charlie’s steak house drinking louis xxi with ballers.
key word for swag of a hustler
i got sweeney off the scale!!
the many arts of being sweenyed (depending on situation)
to be sweeney’d: to have ones food consumed without their knowledge with them returning to the m-ss disappointment of their food having been consumed.
to sweeney another: to consume ones food without their knowledge with them returning to the m-ss disappointment of their food having been consumed.
dude you just got sweeney’d: to witness another finding their food has been consumed and making them aware of what has just previously transpired.
sweeneying: to be consuming another’s food without their knowledge.
noun: a free trip obtained by music journalists, usually paid for by a record company, artist’s management or event promoter.
verb: the act of obtaining the above.
“i had this great sweeney to italy, the label paid airfares, hotel and everything.”
“i sweeneyed a great trip to italy.”
used by world music journalists in the uk for at least a decade. named after a uk journalist of that surname who is/was remarkably adept at this skill.
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