sweet baby jesus on a lawnmower


an exclamation when everything has gone to sh-t. i.e., your crazy coworker who was just fired has returned to the office with a handgun.
“sweet baby jesus on a lawnmower, it’s ahmed and the crazy m-f- has a gun!”

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