Sweet polevaulting Jesus
exclamation of equal parts disgust, disbelief, shock, and horrified concern for the speaker or situation referred to.
guy #1: i didn’t think palin was so bad. why didn’t you women vote for her, anyway?
girl #1: sweet polevaulting jesus, caribou barbie was the ultimate parody of a token! i don’t know where the gay old pedophiles find these incompetent candidates. she’s tundra trash at it’s worst, pimping out her office and family like she did.
guy #1: ok, ok! settle down!
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