sweet teen jesus
n. ‘swet ‘ten ‘je-z&s
an adaptation from the oft used sweet jesus showing exclamation, but even more so. the modification uses the rarely discussed ‘teen’ jesus to enhance surprise.
1. you got hit by a car riding your bike? sweet teen jesus, that’s rough.
2. sweet teen jesus, that’s one good sandwich
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